OK: we have lots of towels. Beach towels that have whales, beach towels that have Disney characters, bath towels that we got when we got married twenty three years ago, bath towels I use when I color my hair (which I don't do of course), etc. etc. We also have two baby blue bath sheets I bought two weeks ago.
The dishwasher leaked. Guess which ones my husband used to clean up the floor?
You think about that while I wait for the coffee to finish dripping.